The Cookie Monster

When a man takes a full stack of Chips Ahoy cookies and places them at the entrance to a woman's vagina. He then proceeds to push the entire stack of cookies into her vaginal cavity and break them up with his penis as they begin intercourse.

Amy: He gave you The Cookie Monster?
Betty: Yeah I'm queefing fucking crumbs!

by TheSuperPoobzMassacre January 29, 2009

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Cookie cutters

A group of Skanks that are exact clones of each other..highly annoying and frigid..and always pretend to be drunk after 1 cooler and lead on every nice guy in the school...fking skanks

Those girls are such cookie cutters

by jellybean + baaabe May 26, 2008

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cookie bombing

baking something sweet and delicious at another person's house, then after eating your fill, leaving all of the remainder. Meaning you then do not have a tummy ache from eating too many sweets and they, inevitably, do.

" Oh wow, I came home today and this girl I've been seeing baked an entire plate of cookies, then just left. They were delicious, but now my stomach hurts something fierce. I didn't realize she was cookie bombing me!"

by quipish December 16, 2011

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poonani cookies

cookies that smell like poonani. cookies in the shape of poonani...a series of poonani(more than one poonani) "Cookie also means poonani" (see: Poonani)

I want some poonani cookies!

OMG these cookies smell like poonani!!!

by chaotic squirrel August 23, 2011

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adventurer cookie

Adventurer cookie is a character / from the popular fandom , Cookie run ! He uses He / Him , he has a wife named Blackberry Cookie and a kid named Onion Cookie !

person 1: Hey , do you play cookie run ?
person 2 : Yeah ! who's your favorite character?
person 1: Oh I like Adventurer Cookie !

by gatito June 24, 2021

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