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elaborate condom

Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:

'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!

(Trust me, chicks love it...)
by James Gilbertsen February 1, 2004
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condom crapping

I just finished condom crapping... man, is my butt sore! would you like a crapcondom? they're great for pesky neighbors!
by Fnck April 3, 2009
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Crispy Concords

The BEST YouTuber ever. Makes the BEST videos ever. Has that BEST Twitch streams in the world.h
I Love Crispy Concords
by MSA "My Schools Ass" January 26, 2021
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Condom Juice

where a girl or guy guzzles down the leftover sperm
After I exploded in the Condom, she took the condom and drank some condom juice
by Konger82 April 5, 2015
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chongo juice

The name given to jungle juice because monkeys live in the jungle and chongo means monkey in spanish.
The chongo juice fucked me up, and I had a huge hangover at work the next day.
by Ace is the Place June 24, 2007
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condom weight

The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.
"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."
by Dwayne Boyd January 7, 2006
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suck me off with a condom on

when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow
you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on
by gigantic virgin May 23, 2006
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