Chris

The smartest and coolest person you will ever see on earth, or perhaps the whole universe. This guy can get whatever he desires from anyone.

A: How are you doing bro?
B: I supplant my boss by sending nude pics of some random guys to let him get fired.
A: Your name is Chris now.

by chris chris chris chirs July 24, 2025

Chris

The man who loves Allah and loves to lecture his students on how Darwin is a fool and how he is the Antichrist , and Chris hates evolution. Chris favorite food is his famous dog poop sandwich, which consists of moldy bread moldy cheese, and of course , dog poop and with a whiff of skunk . Chris has a son named Allah ACKBAR, which looses all the time in airports

Chris says “ AYGHAHE , ALLAH IS GREAT PLUS 5”

by Biggest tips fan August 13, 2025

Chris

the sweetest boy who was ever mine but treated me better before we started dating. i feel like his love is fading but i truly do love him so much. i wish he realized how bad i want him to compliment me and to love me loudly, because i love him so so much

i love chris

by anonymous September 2, 2025

Chris

A knobhead who hates pink footballs.

For Christmas we got Chris a pink football just to wind him up—he took one dramatic pause, muttered ‘absolutely not,’ and tried to volley it over the neighbours fence.

by nikmister December 10, 2025

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c̫h̫r̫i̫s̫ i̫s̫ s̫t̫u̫p̫i̫d̫

c̫h̫r̫i̫s̫ g̫o̫t̫ o̫s̫s̫ a̫g̫a̫i̫n̫!

n̫o̫t̫ s̫u̫p̫r̫i̫s̫e̫d̫

by Bear Cheyenne December 2, 2019

Chrís

Chris is very toxic and sits on his ass all day (usually playing sports games). He rages at any given opportunity and beats women, if you try to take his sports game away he’ll end you with the click of a finger

Chrís is raging again. He’s so annoying

by Jon has a massive dong April 17, 2020

Chris.

A fucking piece a shit. Who miss treats everyone, doesn't do anything other then smoke weed and is a great professional fuck face. Also has a small peepee.

Chris. is a fucking piece of shit.

by Your ex's prom date. June 28, 2016