captain splash

A sad person, very similiar to a 'saddo'.

John is a captain splash, he keeps having a go at jason for no reason.

by Billy Idol July 7, 2006

captain hitler

that one police officer or security guard that just goes absolutely mental for no apparent reason.

does not have to be violent.

so i was just standing around outside the shops when captain hitler came over and went absolutely ballistic on me. i still don't know what i did wrong.

by Nuclear Diarrhea. January 21, 2017

Captain Caramel

A dog who is kind of stupid but people still love him

Do you see that dog Captain Caramel? he isn't really that bright but we still love him.

by Awordguy October 21, 2021

Captain curious

A man who isn't sure of his sexuality quite yet and needs to get out in the world to figure himself out.

oh man i'm such a captain curious

by kcbc April 26, 2012

Captain Appropriate

1. someone who says something completely innappropriate.
2. the spouter of a ridiculously innapropriate comment. Used in a sarcastic way.

Person A: "Hey lets go put a bunch of corn dogs in that person's hot tub!"

Person B: "Whoa good one captain appropriate."

by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010

Captain America

After you have had sex doggy style with your partner you pull out, cum in your hand, do Captain America's side flip and upon landing throw your sperm into your partners face. After this yell Justice as you take a proud super hero pose which is not to be interrupted due to the partners reaction.

G: yo what'd you do last night?
D: went to my girls house and pulled a Captain America on her.

by Dprice91 September 27, 2017

Captain Morgan

When a lady is relaxing in a hot tub and strikes a Captain Morgan pose next to a jet.

I caught Anastasia in the hot tub striking a Captain Morgan pose

by Anasexy Beaver Bitchens September 24, 2017