Brandon

A Meme Shit Lord

Brandon: *claps* Dat Boi

by SenkaXD June 10, 2016

Brandon

A pussy

Brandon is such a pussy because he uses a sploof when he smokes weed

by gogirl69 September 19, 2016

Brandon

A short mother fucker that thinks he can beat anyone up. He wrestles and brags that he won a single game. He masturbates to grown men fucking dogs in the asshole.

God damnit, your being such a brandon.

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

Pulling a Brandon

Being a petty ass, overly sensitive whiny bitch who can't take a joke.

This guy was totally pulling a Brandon at a party because someone made a joke about his mom.

by ashielynn June 23, 2016

Brandon Mayer

Another stupid scene retard who got "famous" through Myspace and Facebook. With a "haters make me famous" attitude, and a constant need for attention from 12 year old girls. Claiming to be gay at 14 years old. His hair is pretty much dead from dying and ironing it, fucking twat. He has done much to increase internet popularity, whoring himself out on Facebook, Myspace, Vampirefreaks and Stickam and even sitemodeling.

Hi i'm Brandon Mayer haters make me famous rawr xDD

by jijimuu July 4, 2011

Let’s Go Brandon

A battle cry of MAGA white supremacist NPCs. Not worth listening to.

Reporter: The minimum age for vaccines has been lowered to age 5.
MAGAts: Let’s Go Brandon! FJB!

by a random eggplant November 20, 2021

Brandon Fontaine

Does not represent baywatch at all, hangs outs with everyone. Always with his friends and hangs out with the finest women tho will only take one at a time. His niggas luke nick justin gilltette and bastian are the realist boyz in town. Is honest and trustworthy, confident and definitely a boss!!

Everyone wants to be like Brandon Fontaine

by bfun247 June 5, 2011