Phone Boner

The bulge ur cell phone has when its in your pocket no matter what pocket

Can i use ur phone"? "naw i dont have it" "i can see your phone boner

by mattapotamusmcgizzy November 7, 2010

boner jam

an exceptional scene culled from a pornographic film; the penultimate segment of a pornographic work

popularized by the film 'the 40-year old virgin' in which he is given a tape of sacred porno moments called "boner jams '03".

the second scene of jenna jameson's last film is all boner jam.

by phishy1 August 23, 2006

geek boner

Getting excited over something video game, electronic, comic, or movie related.

Dude was playing Metal Gear Solid 4 and I picked up a p90 with 999 ammo in it. I got the biggest geek boner ever.

by Mikey Olivera June 15, 2008

Captain Boner

Super cool flying boner thats aim in life is to save the human race from infertilisation

"oh captain boner thank god your here, without you i never would have become fertile" "thats ok sonny boy, everyone deserves the right to inpregnate another being, man, woman, cat, dog, grandma..."

by Kristian Donaldson March 8, 2005

Boner twinkies

A phrase said between bros when they simultaneously have boners.

Bro #1: Hey dude, did you see that hot girl?
Bro #2: Yeah brah, I totally have a boner now.
Bro #1: No way, me too!
Both: BONER TWINKIES!!!!!

by cachemoney000 August 20, 2009

Boner's remorse

Boner's remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after boning a chick he shouldn't have

A: Did you fuck that heffer you picked up?
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse

by dbGenius October 4, 2008

Awkward Boner

Normally you get an awkward boner when standing next to the hottest girl ever, but your girlfriend is right next to you. The boner ends up sprouting from a little sapling, and turns into a huge ass tree just so everyone can see it.

Mike- "Hey Jennifer!" *Gets awkward boner*

Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"

by That pin head across the stree January 31, 2014