Static Ear Bleed

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.

Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.

by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009

you've been tarpleed

When you are with a Tarplee and you get really drunk, you have been 'Tarpleed'!

Omg you've been Tarpleed

by Bobbie-Ray December 2, 2013

What has been kicking off on apterous?

A phrase uttered by a variety of word nerds that is invariably answered by "Dylan Taylor".
Previously: "James Nguyen", "Richard Brittain".

"Any news? What has been kicking off on apterous?"
"Dylan Taylor. You know, the incredibly attractive one."

by lenoz January 22, 2014

you've been jetered

To be presented with a gift basket post hookup.

Aww girl, you've been jetered.

by you've been jetered September 23, 2014

you've been flamed on

talked about badly to the point where there is nothing you can come back and say

Ole boy you've been flamed on.

by flamed on December 20, 2016

You Should've Been There

A shitty way to prevent embarrassment from telling a story horribly and getting a poor reaction. Usually aggravates the hell out of me.

"And then he goes to motorboat her-Ya know what, you should've been there!"

by WellFuckMyAss May 18, 2017

i've been to the vet

I've had a vasectomy. I can't have any more children. (Males)

Do you want anymore kids? "No I've been to the vet"

by Chuzzled July 23, 2017