Beavercoons

A Beavercoon is the mix between a beaver and a raccoon, these freaks of nature don't actually exist in nature, they invade your dreams by sending a Mini-Beavercoon about the size of your palm and when you catch it a mass number of Beavercoons of different sizes come out from everywhere and sometimes there is an overly sized Bob cat that jumps into your home and roars in an awkward tone, there can also be a whole bunch of people around who don't seem to notice all this happening, just the person dreaming.

Dude 1:"Dude, I had the weirdest dream last night about a whole bunch of Beavercoons."
Dude 2:"Did a overly sized Bob cat jump into your home and roar in an awkward tone?!?"
Dude 1:"Yeah!"

by Noodlejuices January 1, 2011

Beach Beaver Barbie

A Female who's body is slammin but she's a total skank...

damn...Look at that hoe..."introducing Beach Beaver Barbie, complete with crabs and fresh fish smell"

by Pookiebaby4eva July 19, 2007

bucky beaver

someone who is usually a girl that has bucked teeth that sticks out and is reallu ugly

hey look at that bitch over there she has a wicked case of bucky beaver yellow teeth

by b ran jannsen May 24, 2008

chuffed as a beavers clout

chuffed as in happy. Beavers clout as in a beavers vagina. And the word chuffed used instead of chaffed (ie rubbed sore due to prikly hairs)for humerous effect. used to describe how happy you are.

"wow ive just won the lottery, im as chuffed as a beavers clout!"

by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

beavertown

going down on a girl

"i'm headed down to beavertown"

by timothyjimothy April 18, 2009

Beaver Bash

The act of punching someone unexpectedly in the vagina in a fit of rage. A term commonly used within female penitentiary.

vagina bash bashing vagina pussy

"Bitch, give me your canteen or I'll beaver bash your sorry ass!"

by SillyBitch23 December 25, 2011

bieber beaver

When a chick's vag looks like she stuffed Justin Bieber's head in it face first. In other words, a pubic Amazon jungle.

I cum face-to-face with a bieber beaver last night at the party. So, whaddya do? I bushwhacked my way right in and back out with a wooly mammoth mount, you know how I roll!

by Lovell from UT November 9, 2010