mook blaster

a squirt gun filled with liquid shit.

aww man, I just got squirted with a mook blaster. that's why I smell so bad. aww damn, it smells like CiCi's pizza.

by Matt April 10, 2004

sander blaster

while having anal sex, roll a piece of sandpaper(with the sanding side in) and insert this in the girl/boy's anus which you continue to fuck until you cum or are bloody and raw

Tim continued to give Matt a sander blaster through the pain, what a pal.

by jorgen November 9, 2006

blastin'

Blastin' - the art of shnafting aka sniffin'(usually a powdered substance)

Guy: You blastin' tonite?
Guy2: Fo' sho

by jhukuh January 27, 2005

rectal blaster

rectal blaster: the process of bending a girl over a large object generally a car connet or a table and squriting chocolate sauce up their ass

id like to rectal blaster jass' ass

by Greesy Boy Steve May 12, 2006

Baja Blast

When you're fucking a Mexican chick and she squirts as you cum

Dude I fucked flaca and and we Baja Blasted

by XTUMBLRX August 5, 2015

blasted

1. Being put down in a most vicious yet amusing manner, leading to "ground please swallow-me-up-and-let-me-die" embarrassment.
2. Getting cussed big-time

"You got blasted, man!"

by L. Awknad March 10, 2005

blast off

The act of cumming on a woman.

I had a hard blast off in her face after that mic check!

by Duke February 24, 2004