A winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. Natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she'll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.
Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
by TheSexpertOfEcology October 4, 2011
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by Hopeful_monster April 28, 2012
Get the Shits the bed mug.1. when someone you see is complaining like a complete bitch and not relaxing but instead is being mean to you or someone else. (usually occurs between co-workers).
2. When a person's attitude is of bitchiness and sarcasm which creates arousal for the person being talked to. Usually is used as an insult to the person of assholish-ness that creates the "turned-on, lets fuck" type of mindset.
2. When a person's attitude is of bitchiness and sarcasm which creates arousal for the person being talked to. Usually is used as an insult to the person of assholish-ness that creates the "turned-on, lets fuck" type of mindset.
co-worker female: Hi jack, i need you to write these reports.
Jack: I am a bit busy with customers right now on the phone, can i do it later?
co-worker female: Sure! in fact, ill do all the work while you chat with your friends like a lazy fuck would do, k?
*female co-worker walks away*
*bob is summoned...magically*
bob: wow she really rode your ass
Jack: yeah what a fucking bitch in bed that one. id like to lay her ass down like a mutha fucking knight in shining armor.
Jack: I am a bit busy with customers right now on the phone, can i do it later?
co-worker female: Sure! in fact, ill do all the work while you chat with your friends like a lazy fuck would do, k?
*female co-worker walks away*
*bob is summoned...magically*
bob: wow she really rode your ass
Jack: yeah what a fucking bitch in bed that one. id like to lay her ass down like a mutha fucking knight in shining armor.
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Get the money bed mug.It’s a bed that is annoying and won’t let you sleep and you have crippling depression from and insane insomnia.
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Get the Annoying Bed mug.Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.
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