Barely there Biden

Another funny and accurate name for Joe Biden, due to the fact that every time you see him and hear him he seems 'barely there' mentally and has no idea what he is saying, doing, who he is talking to or much less where he is.

Barely there Biden: My friend, my long friend, my long friend time friend she's my friend she's been my friend, I got hairy legs, that turn, that turn, that that that that that that that that that turn, that uh turn uh uh uh that turn um uh blonde, in the in in in in the the sun, you know, look, I was talking to president...you know, the guy, my boss, RapRock America, I mean, you know, come on man!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

jelly bracelets

Jelly Bracelets to me Mean Pretty much nothing i Mean the Game sounds pretty kool and All But.. I wear them because i like them.. As far as this hole thing about. The Media and shit of course it was.. I NEVER Heard of these bracelets untill one day i seen them on Dr. Phil I was flicking threw the channels and seen the same braceletes i had on my wrist I was like WTF!! Personally.. I think its stupid.. The School and Places are baning them.. I honestly.. do!!

Just because I wear Orange,Blue,Black,Purple Doesnt mean Im going to go have sex,kiss,Oral Sex with a total Stranger.. Think about it ppl.. its like me saying.. Ya those Shoes everbody are wearing are a sex Sybmole Because you have Red Laces your gonna have to give sumbody a lap dance... Geez..

by Monica January 9, 2004

Bury the Barcelona

When you thrust your member into a woman's vagina, with a downward twisting motion.

Next time you see that girl, you should bury the barcelona!

by VD11678 September 6, 2009

Barrel Law

In southern United States Communities; a barrel is fixed in a position downtown, usually on a downtown square for the purposes of determining age of consent. A gentleman will place the young lady in question inside the barrel, should she be able to see over the top of that barrel, she is deemed to be legal for sexual relations. Thought to have originated in Estonia, known for their own "keg laws". Brought to the United by Andrus Hallur in the mid 1700's. First used in the US in Savannah Georgia where Hallur ran a fudgery and bait shop.

Willie was very excited to meet Wanda, a young deaf mute girl. Before he defiled her in the back of his buggy, he had to take her down to the barrel to see if she passed the local Barrel Law. Thankfully, after getting up on her toes, she was able to see over the top. Willie was then legally able to make her a woman.

by brandonray March 13, 2009

barely beavers

a pair of pants that are super low in the front

i had to wear this long shirt to cover my barely beavers or my box would be hanging out.

by tetebugs March 22, 2010

trash barrel slut

Similar to a traditional slut, this particular tramp can be found, face down, inside the bottom of a dumpster practicing her craft on the largest discarded banana she can find. Owing to distinctly squalid living conditions, many trash barrel sluts are toothless, and instead religiously practice the "gumming" technique, which along with very low prices, makes them a popular choice for young gentlemen. In recent years they have unionized and joined the Army in large quantities. Though a few (not toothless) become actual servicepeople, many have chosen to remain as mere hangers-on, earning the wayward buck here and there, possibly by "offering rides in a Hummer."

Nick's Mom is a trash barrel slut. I once got her out of the trash barrel long enough to give me a hummer on top of South garage.

by SupremeCognition May 8, 2008

Double Barrel Trombone

Chick's on her hands and knees, doggy position, ass in the air. Her partner gives her a rimjob while stimulating her vagina and clitoris with a dildo or vibrator, sliding it in and out like the slide on a trombone.

I gave my girlfriend the "Double Barrel Trombone" last night, made her howl with pleasure.

by painted_stick69 October 13, 2011