a Jordan

When a person works late and can't game with their friends

I guess he's pulling a Jordan.

by Davechan January 22, 2021

pulling a jack

pulling a jack: passing out after imbibing or inhaling a small amount of illegal or legal narcotic.

Man, landrith is pulling a jack tonight, i think he pissed himself, and hes passed out.

(jacks passed out in the back of the van snoring)
..troy-"damn, jacks asleep"
..landrith-"yea we should get him home"
..ben-"jack wake up its time for a bong hit"

by Ben Lustig January 11, 2009

Pulling a Jenna

Getting anything you want because you're a dumb slut

"Where's insert name ?"
"Oh, she's pulling a Jenna and faking a panic attack to get Xanex."

by Christmastree May 8, 2008

a joke

someone who was born a worthless life, as their only purpose was to be laughed at

(someone who nobody likes)

avril lavigne is a joke

by Avril is a poser April 22, 2006

Pulling a Josh

When a person takes a contraian position on any given topic only to create an arguement. The person pulling a Josh generally does not care about the issue that is being argued over, and more than likely is playing the devil's advocate for his/her own enjoyment.

Person X: This couch is the most comfortable couch ever!

Pulling a Josh: No it's not.

Person X: Dude, this couch is pretty damn comfortable.

Pulling a Josh: Have you sat on every couch in the world to know that?

Person X: No, but I didn't...

Pulling a Josh: Then it's not the most comfortable couch ever! (Smugly sits in his own victory poop while others are annoyed)

by Fatty2cent December 15, 2009

Pulling a James Dean

The act of hiding your homosexuality in the midst of living a high-profile life

"I bet that one actor is gay..""Yeah, he is soooo Pulling a James Dean."

by thatuofdkidkonyeezy July 1, 2008

Pulling a Joe Paterno

After hearing or witnessing something that would normally get a person upset, it is the act of turning the other way and pretending like it never happened.

Guy #1: So...did you hear that Jim knew that girl was being raped and did nothing?

Guy #2: Yeah, he was busy pulling a Joe Paterno.

by qAaRoN July 30, 2012