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Tater Tits

When someone has nipples the size of tater tots. Either swollen or natural. They may occur after excessive sucking on the breast/nipple.
Dale: Man i sucked on that girl so hard last night, i gave her fucking tater tits.

Jon: Remember that chick from the bar last night? Defs had tater tits.
Geoff: Naaaasssstttt.
by bebeghrtzzzz October 3, 2009
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Tit Dirt

A sweat stain on the front side of a t-shirt on the chest and stomach area that curiously resembles the head of Mickey Mouse.
Son - "Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse shirt you are wearing?"
Dad - "That's not Mickey Mouse, THATS JUST TIT DIRT!!"
----See Tourettes Guy (youtube)-----
by Peeyimp85 March 7, 2010
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back tits

gargantuan amount of excess blubber on the back, giving the appearance that the person has a pair of jugs growing from the back. admired by some, despised by many.
i was dancing in the club and i caught a glimpse of back tits across the room and almost threw up.
by ssinnerstepss87 August 19, 2007
mugGet the back titsmug.

Bong tits

When an individual is so intoxicated that he can't differentiate between a bong and a woman, such that the bong appears to have breasts.
Baked individual: Wait, wait, wait. Who is she?

Less-baked individual: Oh shit, Dylan's hit the bong tits stage.
by ThisShitIsReal October 26, 2009
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Fit Tits

Tits that are not too big, but are in perfect proportion to the fit girl that sports them. Bucking the trend of oversized or fake tits that make a girl look heavy with clothes on.
I met this hot chick at a bar last night.

Did she have big tits?

No, she had fit tits, they were awesome.
by Cub Fan Ass Man October 6, 2010
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Go tit

With the pandemic, many schools have resorted to virtual meetings. When students are asked to type in « got it » in the chat to show that they understood the lesson or instructions. Many accidentally type in go tit instead of got it when hurrying. Always think through before typing « got it »
Teacher: The writing assignment is due on Friday at 11:59pm
Student: Okay
Teacher: Let me know you got it in the chat before you leave
Everyone else: got it, bye teacher
Student X: go tit
Student X: sorry meant to type in go tit
Student X: so sorry meant to type in got it
Everyone else: right 🤨?
Student X: hahaha 😅
by Come on Cuh May 27, 2021
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Pep-tits

A large nipple that resembles a pepperoni in both size and color. Pep short for pepperoni.

If you see anyone with pep-tits, run!

You'll never be able to look at a pepperoni pizza the same way again.
Person A: Hey man did you see that guy over there with the plaid shorts at the pool with his shirt off?
Person B: Yeah dude, that's gross. He totally has pep-tits.
by Manhouse5 September 2, 2011
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