The kind of guy to tell his girlfriend to stop giving him head because he wants to see the end of the teenage mutant ninja turtles episode.
Girl: Mmmmm your balls taste so good
Guy: Stop giving me top dumbass, the episode is almost over and I need to pay attention!
Girl: Ugh, you're such a Dylan Eberly sometimes!
Guy: Stop giving me top dumbass, the episode is almost over and I need to pay attention!
Girl: Ugh, you're such a Dylan Eberly sometimes!
by Hugh Jass Sr. Sr. August 28, 2023
Greatest hitman in the world. Associated with other notorious career criminals. Trained extensively in many forms of combat and firearms training. Excellent vehicle handling. Great aircraft pilot. Superhuman reflexes and reaction time. Insane hand eye coordination.
If you need somebody gone in the next few hours, Dylan's your man.
If you need somebody gone in the next few hours, Dylan's your man.
by N1SS4N GTR August 29, 2020
by playboi.aiden November 04, 2020
by playboi.aiden November 04, 2020
Son of Poseidon, great role model for young people. He usually believes that everyone deserves greatness in his life which makes everyone around him happy. His personality may seem to blow, as he comes off quite shy. Has a good athletic ability which gives him nice gluteus Maximus.
by HandA12345678910 July 25, 2017
Has sexual relations with his car and keeps tampons in his bag at school for the female friend he wants to rail
by Professional RawDogger July 15, 2022