your mom

what i do every night

✨your mom✨

by caffeinatedfiend July 18, 2023

Your mother.

Your mother.

Guy1: Your mother was fun in bed last night
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?

by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022

Your Mom

Your Freaking Mother

Q: Who is that you messing with
A: Your Mom

by Qveen_Kayla.29 November 26, 2021

your mom

stupid

drip too hard your mom

by ilikedrawinglolhaha December 8, 2018

your mom

she is your mom duuhhhh

omg is that a bird no its your mom

by whip with that food November 29, 2018

Your Dad

A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.

Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)

by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023

your mom

who I fucked last night

Kid: "I did your mom!"
Me: "Oh cool you also do that"

by dickweed69420 November 26, 2021