wigton

1. A surname, albeit rare, originating from the English town of Wigton, Cumberland. If said fast or casually it is often hard to spell via pronunciation.

2. A town in Wigton, Cumberland, England. It is a thriving, bustling market town.

Example one:

Secretary: Can I get your last name?
Guy: It's wigton.
Secretary: OK Wingtown, is that it?
Guy: Uh, it's wigton...
Secretary: Spell it for me?
Guy: W-I-G-T-O-N. Is that it!?
Secretary: W... I... N...G...T...O...N... Ok! Here you go wington! Come back later! *closes window*
Guy: SON OF A BITCH.

Example 2:
Get off yer arse and go to the weekly auction, loving wife.

by Toontaco September 7, 2013

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wing game

The ability to get your friends laid while you are currently off the market.

After Matt's wedding his wing game dropped off the map, it seems like every time he sees me talking to girl he brings up how they should meet another guy friend of his. Matt has no wing game.

by cynisterix February 4, 2014

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Wangtooth

A Middle English/Early Modern English word for a molar, the large tooth in the back of your mouth. From Old English "wangtōþ".

Therefore the Lord opened a wangtooth in the cheekbone of the ass, and waters went out thereof, and when he had drunken he refreshed his spirit, and received strengths;
---Judges 15:19-20 in John Wycliffe's (1320~1384) Bible translation

by Dave1993 May 27, 2014

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