When one's significan other spends so much time on AOL Instant Messenger they might as well not exist at all. Usually followed by cheating, breakup, divorce
It's fairly obvious...
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The pattern Microsoft follows for making their oses.
IE: Suck, Good, Suck, Good
Windows 3.11 or 3.1 = Good, Windows 95 = Horrible, Windows 98 = Good, Windows 98 se = Fail Sauce, Windows 2000 = Good, Windows ME = Epic Fail, Windows XP = Amazing, Windows Vista = Windows ME on drugs, Windows 7 =Best Yet.
Pretty much everyone who has been buying every other os since windows 95 has been screwed in the ass. And people like me who have been buying every one since 3.1 have not been screwed at all.
John: I have owned 95, 98 se, Me, and Vista.
Me: So you have owned all the failures of oses?
John:????
Me: Have all those sucked?
John: Yes! OMG YES!!
Me: I have owned 3.11, 98, 2000, Xp, and 7.
John: Do they actually work with ALL your programs and hardware?
Me: Yes. Because Microsoft Taints every other os they make.
John: Why?
Me: Because they value their original customers like me, who have been buying their stuff since their first successfull os: 3.1
John: oh
Me: Yep.
IE: Suck, Good, Suck, Good
Windows 3.11 or 3.1 = Good, Windows 95 = Horrible, Windows 98 = Good, Windows 98 se = Fail Sauce, Windows 2000 = Good, Windows ME = Epic Fail, Windows XP = Amazing, Windows Vista = Windows ME on drugs, Windows 7 =Best Yet.
Pretty much everyone who has been buying every other os since windows 95 has been screwed in the ass. And people like me who have been buying every one since 3.1 have not been screwed at all.
John: I have owned 95, 98 se, Me, and Vista.
Me: So you have owned all the failures of oses?
John:????
Me: Have all those sucked?
John: Yes! OMG YES!!
Me: I have owned 3.11, 98, 2000, Xp, and 7.
John: Do they actually work with ALL your programs and hardware?
Me: Yes. Because Microsoft Taints every other os they make.
John: Why?
Me: Because they value their original customers like me, who have been buying their stuff since their first successfull os: 3.1
John: oh
Me: Yep.
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I have always wanted to spend ages getting to the work I need on my PC and thankfully Microsoft listened to my cry!
I also just love how it makes me feel like a kid again while I'm trying to get professional work done and the sad face on the blue screen of death is much more useful than actual technical information on the error!
Thanks a bunch Microsoft! There is no way in hell that I've deleted Windows and moved to Linux now :)
I have always wanted to spend ages getting to the work I need on my PC and thankfully Microsoft listened to my cry!
I also just love how it makes me feel like a kid again while I'm trying to get professional work done and the sad face on the blue screen of death is much more useful than actual technical information on the error!
Thanks a bunch Microsoft! There is no way in hell that I've deleted Windows and moved to Linux now :)
Idiot: Yo dawg herd bout dat cool new os Windows 8 its totally awesome!
Someone: Yes I had the developer preview a year ago... sucked then and sucks now... hate to be you man...
Someone: Yes I had the developer preview a year ago... sucked then and sucks now... hate to be you man...
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Get the Windows 8 mug.A woman with a female "savior syndrome" that dates people in a bad place them builds them up as "mr perfect" until he grows stronger and asserts himself as a man, but still loves her. Once the black widow knows her pray is built up as a man. She crushes him no matter how much he loves her because she wants to feel like someone needs her and that she is responsible for everything he has. She feels inclined to make people perfect to compensate for there own flaws and in turn makes herself a controlling manipulative bitch. She will date people that are douchey or in a low place so watch out if your heart is for the taking. "She will eat you alive"
Ex: dude I swear this girl had good intentions and wanted me to succeed but only used me for her own personal gain thursforth fucking with my heart and using me as a pawn in her own personal chess game....she's a colossal BLACK WIDOW BITCH
Ex: dude I swear this girl had good intentions and wanted me to succeed but only used me for her own personal gain thursforth fucking with my heart and using me as a pawn in her own personal chess game....she's a colossal BLACK WIDOW BITCH
Ex:2 That black widow bitch just used me to compensate for her own personal failures she's useless to society and a poison in the hearts of all man stay away from her she'll turn u into a puppet and try to consume your soul
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Kid: Windows 98 sucks! It wont even run a programed designed specifically for windows vista!
Me: NO SHIT! ITS ONLY FOR WINDOWS VISTA YOU PIECE OF SKIN!
kid kills himself.
Me: NO SHIT! ITS ONLY FOR WINDOWS VISTA YOU PIECE OF SKIN!
kid kills himself.
by wesikens March 3, 2008
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