ear whipping

A sermon; especially one administered at a soup kitchen prior to food being served.

Bum #1: Hey, let's go to the Bread of Life mission tonight for dinner!

Bum #2: NO, NOT THERE!!! They gave an ear whipping almost four hours long last night for a scoop of mystery meat and a spoonful of smashed potatoes with lumpy gravy on them!!!

by Telephony October 4, 2011

whipping boy

Someone who takes the blame for somebody/everybody else's screwups.

Ferdinand is the whipping boy in his frat since he's a freshman.

by Shawn B. April 29, 2003

nigger whipper

The greatest of all inventions. A grand machine that punish those naughty monkeys from disobeying you. All niggers will witness the wrath of the nigger whipper. Hence the name Nigger whipper, a machine that whips niggers.

Slave master: Tyrone, you've stolen cotton again, the nigger whipper is gonna turn you black and blue my naughty little nigga.

by BigBlackNigger9000 November 21, 2017

tiajuana bull whipper

when someone takes a crap in a sock and hits another person across the face with it

I Tiajuana Bull Whipped You!

by 2muchofapimp January 6, 2004

whiptidded

EXTREMELY whipped, as in not being able to do anything without permission from your girlfriend. In general, being whiptidded means acting like you have no balls in front of your friends because you don't won't to upset your woman.

"Did you see how Andy ran to the kitchen to make some dinner when Taylor mentioned that she was a little hungry?"

"Yeah man, that dude is whiptidded!"

by royownsu November 10, 2007

mr whipple

A fictional crooked ebay seller,from Mr. Whipple in the old Charmin commercials , in other words a seller of ass-wipe. Mr Whipple will send the wrong items, and when contacted admit that it is his mistake. Mr Whipple will then offer to give a refund provided you send the items back. Paying $10 to return a $10 item is not worthwhile, and Mr Whipple counts on this. If you point out it is his mistake, and he should pay to fix it Mr Whipple will tell you to read his return policy. If you threaten to give him negative feedback if he doesn't set things right Mr Whipple will shoot back that you are trying to blackmail him , and he is filing a complaint with ebay. By now you realise that Mr Whipple has done this many times before, and the $10 isn't worth the hassle. Signs of Whippledom an item is listed at a good price and gets no bidders item is re-listed at a better price and still no takers. Buyers who would be interested have been burned by the seller,or know about his past scams won't touch it. The seller has some really nasty feedback, and his standard reply is I offered to return their money. A seller whose refund policy is the buyer is responsible for all shipping no exception's deal where the items' cost is cheap and the shipping expensive. What to do. If it makes you feel better leave nasty feedback (like it really does any good), warn your friends, accept the fact that you have been cheated by a pro, and forget about it.

The seller sent the wrong stuff, and expects me to spend $10 for shipping to get a $10 refund, Mr Whipple strikes again. This is the third time I got cheated by Mr Whipple, how many of those guys are there ?

by knowman March 7, 2008

p-whipped

A nicer way of using the word pussywhipped -- this way of spelling it also bypasses the onboard censors found on many BBSs.

Jeff was so p-whipped, he couldn't even uranate without his domineering wife knowing about it.

by Telephony August 16, 2011