Water Popcorn

When you make a delivery to the toilet with your poop that has popcorn mashed inside of said poop.

I ate three bags of Orville Red and Backers last night. Not my finest moment, but made some lovely water popcorn in the toilet this morning.

by Lowtie December 15, 2019

Water Horns

Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.

I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.

That curry left me with the water horns.

I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

Water Chimp

Chiron. Chiron is a Water Chimp

That dude over there is such a Water Chimp

by StAlche November 11, 2020

Water bottle sex

When you're tired of jerking off with your hand so you fuck the shit out a water bottle until you cum, then you drink your cummy water

I drank my cum during water bottle sex

by Nice cock February 3, 2021

Water Climax

When you are fully satisfied when drinking water, Basically when u dont drink enough u wanna drink more.

FUCK, I DIDNT HIT WATER CLIMAX IM SO PISSED.

by MxthicalUrbans December 30, 2020

Water

The element that we all need to survive. It is one of the most important substance known to mankind which can sustain lives. Freezes at 0 degree celsius and boils at 100 degree celsius. It is used for drinking, showering, farming, transport etc. Also tastes the best when drank at 3am.

Damn lemme get that sip of water

by bored hong kong student August 15, 2021

Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls

Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.

by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021