right handed waffle slam

The act of a man sticking his dick in a waffle maker and then a woman having her full arm (right side) firmly in the mans ass. While singing Roar by Katy Perry.

Jon wanted to spice up things with his wife so he had her help him with a right handed waffle slam.

by RatStealer449 September 18, 2017

Office Cock Waffle

A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.

Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!

by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 5, 2018

Le maison du waff-el

A breakfast spot for classy rednecks. How French-speaking truck drivers refer to the Waffle House restaurant.

Get in the truck baby. We're gonna go eat at le maison du waff-el. You can even get extra hashbrowns if you want. And maybe we'll plan our wedding there if it's alright with your momma.

by G-Mann June 19, 2019

Dicknose Cock Waffle

When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.

I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.

by tUrd dRAgoN 69 420 April 15, 2020

Burnt blue dick waffle

And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.

“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”

by Femalechad January 27, 2021

wafflehouse

the greatest fucking breakfast place ever, open 24-7, breakfast all day, good shit

-I went to the Wafflehouse for breakfast.
-Why didn't you fucking call me, I would've woken up for the god damn Wafflehouse.

by been jammin August 26, 2005

blue waffle

Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers

I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons

by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010