Hipster Vampire

Burning in the sunlight was too mainstream, so they started sparkling instead. Twilight holds many vampire hipster examples.

"Burning in the sunlight is too mainstream," Edward Cullen, the hipster vampire, spoke coolly.

by Paigie Pie June 16, 2014

The Vampire

When you have sex with a woman while she is on her period, and she finishes you by sucking her blood and your semen down her throat.

Last night after my bitch and I did the Bob Sled last night she went ahead and gave me The Vampire.

by Kooleek1 June 2, 2018

indoor vamp

you jus got absolutely sea dolphin monkey horsed by the gamertag indoor vamp on Xbox

you just got slammed by indoor vamp

by intheroomVamp February 7, 2022

Disco ball vampire

A failed attempt to improve a tried-and-true idea by putting your own spin on it. Derived from the concept that in the Twilight series, vampires sparkle like a disco ball in the sunlight rather than burning up.

Friend one: Dude, I've got this great idea for a website! It's like facebook, but with embedded MP3's.

Friend two: sounds like a disco ball vampire.

by ManiaMan88 October 18, 2010

only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)

You really think that shit would work? Dumbass, it doesn't. Who even believes in vampires?

"only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)"
"hah, that shit aint gonna work"

by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 2, 2021

vampires

immortals that seduce their prey, which are humans, and then suck their blood. vamp = one that inhibits a dead corpse; which is why vampires in general have pale skin. the teenage gothic/goth scene has taken vampirism to a humourous and real but trendy level, which is why vampirism isn't taken seriously. ie; vampires aren't real. purely fiction of a demented irishman, bram stoker. but there are and have been murderers that have sprouted tales like dracula and nosferatu and are infamous for biting and/or knifing their victims and draining the blood. i've never heard of an asian vampire.

Tom Cruise.

by andrea June 17, 2004

vampyre

Though it is thought by many ignorant people to be an alternate spelling of the word vampire, it is actually a mortal vampire, and part of the occult.

Vampyres drink donated human blood or will eat raw meat to satisfy the craving.

Vampyre : *eating raw meat*
Friend : Uhh... Dude isn't that dangerous?
Vampyre : No dude don't worry about it. I'm a vampyre.

by xMercury November 16, 2010