Take a turn about the room

An amusing term which appears so ubiquitously in various film adaptations of Jane Austen novels that it really should enter the public lexicon as a bit of tounge-in-cheek banter mocking the stilted, formal manner of speech common during the Regency period.

Chick: Dude, my legs are really shaky after winning that drinking game.
Dude: Shall we take a turn about the room?

by Dovetchka December 28, 2005

malaysian turntable

(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.

Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."

by DefinitionWarz October 3, 2006

turn that shit off, boy

Something you would say to your brother or son when Seinfeld is about to come on.

Turn that shit off, boy, Seinfeld's on in 5 minutes.

by B-Drac November 8, 2003

Turner

Verb
- The act one performs when listening to Frank Turner.

"Can't wait to for the gig tonight. I could do with a good Turner"

Guy 1: "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2 :"We got some beers, put some music on and Turnered"
Guy 1: "I didn't know you guys Turnered"

"There were two guys at Frank's gig last night, they were proper Turnering"

by Poet Of The Deed January 25, 2010

Turnbull

Hardheaded/n don't care. Protective, violent, Turnbulls are a family that are all through Cunnamulla to Ballina in New South Whales. they're hardheaded and do not care what anyone thinks until you say something to or about theyre family members, if you do RUNN.

"don't mess with them 'Turnbull's" they're violent and don't care what they do to you"

by whywaaaa October 7, 2015

Tunt

A twatty cunt.

Omg did you see the tunt today?

by __jvckie_ August 22, 2018

to turn turk

To turn turk is to be a twat and back stab people

Bad that lad didn't expect him to turn turk on you

by Brian Lindop June 2, 2016