waffles with syrup

1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a loving and pleasant wake-up call.

With syrup refers to when the woman doing the waffling has either recently had sperm inserted into her vagina, is ovulating and hence, very slick, or bleeding (see "on the rag")

2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina that is slick with moisture from some form of bodily fluid
This morning, I had set my alarm for 7am, but Kenesha beat me to the punch by serving up a heaping helping of her homemade waffles with syrup. I needed two napkins!
by Dr. Petra Ona Pousai September 25, 2010
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Mexican waffle

A odd fetish involving the use of hot sauce being poured over a vagina, followed by eating it out. Can be used with other variables, such as crushed red pepper, jalepenos, or spicy salsa.
joe- "wanna hang out today?"
chris- "nah, im gonna go eat some Mexican waffles."

timmy- "wanna go to tacobell today?"
joe- "nah lets go back to my place instead, i got a few Mexican waffles at home."
by csgsix January 28, 2011
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medium waffle

Boy:Savagerealm wanna have medium waffles tonight
Savagerealm: Deadass!
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cock waffle

Ryan Morgan is a cock waffle
by Steven Ober June 27, 2003
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Waffle Maker

A person who takes shits on people's backs, and hits them with a tennis racket.
by Littlemanto April 01, 2011
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Purple Waffle

Watch out for Emily. I heard she had a purple waffle.
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blue waffle

a disease that makes vaginas blue, big, and saggy
"dude I was about to go down on this girl when I saw she had a blue waffle!"
by imonlyanatom December 02, 2010
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