Dave Mustaine

Amazing guy in a band called Megadeth, he makes awesome and complex riffs with his almighty V-guitar, so sit back, relax, and watch him become a GUADDDD!!

Yo, you know Dave Mustaine from Megadeth?
Nah i only listen to Slipknot bro.
Kill yourself! Now!
Okay! ;)

by Dr. Johnny August 23, 2023

Disco Dave

Was a guy from the early 2000’s that sold Disco biscuits at every rave in the central time zone. He was the man, the myth, the legend. If you saw a hot girl he probably already hooked up with her.

Chase: Call Disco Dave and see where the females at.

Bob: hey girl, where you at?
Girl: I just woke up at Disco’s house

by Partyboyx September 20, 2023

Double Daved

When you get double penetrated by two dudes named Dave, could also get triple Daved as well!

Caleb, don’t drink too much at the party, you might get Double Daved !

by Mcdoubledaved! September 23, 2023

Therapy Dave

Who is "Therapy Dave?"

Hym "We don't know! Who could it be? Who IS 'Therapy Dave' and, beyond that, are we all not Therapy Dave in one way or another? Only time will tell."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

Sweet Baby Dave

The saddest of all beings, so said that his home cried for him. A map to his dad boy treasures can be found inked on his arm.

The Chronicles of Sweet Baby Dave.

by Lawls92 November 25, 2021

dave George

Stud. Plain and simple. Dude is packing some major meat.

I wish my man was a Dave George.

by Frank Spalzich November 30, 2021

Dave Parky

Dave Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! He likes to go about his day telling people how he went to prison for stabbing people.

Said person above drives for a local coach company in Preston.

Parky has two friends - Ste Hill with the “gout knees” & Eddie Keane also know as “monotone Eddie” both are fuckwhits who think are funny as fuck.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up
with a plan to sell knock off headphones "AirPods" to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry, bad news for them is that half of them didn't work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Dave Parky also likes to tell people how he likes to dress up as a unicorn on a weekend and get sucked off by his two mates.

Don't trust these men as you'd find your
arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding

Parky drives a new Mercedes while his mate hill drives a blue bmw.

Hey Dave parky, how do I get a sore arsehole?

by Dave_parky December 2, 2021