striping the bowl

Depositing in a toilet a fudgy dreadnought that leaves an arty spiral mark inside after flushing.

After my morning double latte, I spent the next 20 minutes reading The Onion while striping the bowl.

by Witness10mm October 4, 2005

Crankshaft Bowl

A bowling tournament held by all the school districts in Ohio annually. It is most notably played between Centerville school district and Blue Valley school district. The winner gets the Edward R. Crankshaft memorial trophy. The trophy travels from year to year depending on who won it last. Centerville has won it the most times.

Ed: (jumping up and down in excitement) We won again! The Crankshaft Bowl is ours!! Take that Blue Valley schools!!

Roger: (running back and forth down the bowling lanes screaming) Centerville rocks! Centerville rocks!!

Elmer: (gets a real stern look on his face) Roger, shut up! So we won, big deal! I don't want to hear another word about it you hear me?

Roger: (is hurt by the sterness of Elmer's voice, begins to cry) I'm sorry, I just got excited.

Max: (really mad, blue steam coming out of his ears) You won't be so lucky next time, Crankshaft! Next time, Blue Valley is taking that trophy back to Ashtabula.

Ed: Easy, you'll win it someday, trust me. Just don't get so excited over it.

Steve: Yeah, take it easy. This is the Crankshaft Bowl. You're supposed to have fun with it.

Ed: (holding the trophy like a dumbell, crunching his bicep) Sweet victory! Burgandy and gold rule and navy and powder blue drool! (sets the trophy down and pumps his fist in the air three times)

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 7, 2011

Chocolate Bowled

A prank in which u take a shit somewhere and u decide not to flush just to get the next person to use it very pissed off

Steve : WTF Jon why didnt u flush the dam toilet
Jon: U just been Chocolate Bowled bitch

by Airmanjon September 25, 2009

Butt Bowl

The act of making someone’s asshole really large and putting food in and eating them out of the asshole

Did you hear Trentin and Jake making a butt bowl last night? It was loud and squishy

by Rée rée rey May 31, 2020

bowl washer

when a girl licks your balls

dude she just washed my bowls
nice bro is she a good bowl washer?
yea dude

by ilovebowlwashers February 18, 2009

Dinosaur Bowl

A style of hair used by an elderly man to attempt to look younger and more hip.

Clive went to the hairdressers on Old Road to get a new Dinosaur Bowl.

by TheHiphopopotamus February 18, 2009

Snow Bowl

A football game played in the snow. Very entertaining for fans of teams that are used to playing in the snow seeing their team kick the ass of a team that is not used to playing in the snow.

Oh My God the Patriots are kicking the Dolphins ass in this snow bowl

by dadiva18 December 14, 2010