tariffs are a tax cut

When you lie for a living on TV, no not Trump, but Press Secretary and brainwash your MAGA cult into thinking paying 25% more in tariffs means lower prices.

A tariff is a tax, YOU pay the tariff. China does not pay it.

Press Secretary - tariffs are a tax cut
Fox News reporter - "Have you ever paid a tariffs? It is not a tax cut, it is a tax. WE PAY IT"
Press Secretary - *gets triggered* YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK HERE!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing March 13, 2025

Yap tax

The toll you pay by nodding, mm-hmming, and pretending to follow an endless monologue from a talkative partner so you can withdraw some benefits later. Often paid at dinner, in the car, or while they debrief you on an entire season of a show you’ve never seen.

Sat through a 20-minute rant about her friend’s boyfriend I’ve never met. Yap tax is steep tonight, but the ROI is looking good.

by IAmThatDude March 16, 2025

Federal Unemployment Tax Act

The "Federal Unemployment Tax Act," apart from a U.S. law, is an acronym for FUTA. Futa, short for futanari, is a term that is commonly used to describe pornographic anime/manga characters that have a feminine body (breasts, vulva) and male sex organs (penis, sometimes a scrotum). Search "futanari" for more detail, at your own risk.

While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.

6th grader: You should look up the acronym for the federal unemployment tax act!!!
Sane person: I lost the game :{

by Montage of Chips March 18, 2025

cat tax

When you start using xiaohongshu, you are asked to post a cat picture.

Please pay your cat tax.

by 1314tea March 24, 2025

Fanum Tax

(1, verb) When someone's food is getting taken because someone else has to collect tax
(2, noun) A meme created by streamers Fanum and Kai Cenat

(1)Don't mess around otherwise someone might actually Fanum Tax you!

by AutismMan June 1, 2024

Fanum tax

The process of 'taxing' your friends food, associated with the streamer, Fanum

He just Fanum taxed my sandwich!

by myguo June 4, 2024

fanum tax rizz

Fanum Tax Rizz is the action of taking ones food, Fanum Tax being a source of tax that is related to food and having to pay a tax when ever you have food present

The "Rizz" in Fanum Tax is good looks when you are taxing an individual, the rizz is there to assist one when taxing somebody and improves the haul you get from them.

1. Oh my god! That man has fanum tax rizz!

2. I have fanum tax rizz.

by skibidi07 June 5, 2024