Trump weave

When your leave-out is so bad, it looks like the top of Donald Trump's head

... How the fuck did you leave the house with that Trump weave??

by T&T'sDictionary January 10, 2017

The Donald Trump

The act when you talk up your sex game and making it seem like you're the greatest, but then fail miserably, bitch and blame Obama, democrats or illegal immigrants for your lack of skill and disappointing performance. May also call the woman fake news if criticized.

Girl: "I expected something satisfying, but you gave me The Donald Trump"
Guy: "Damn radical left, they ruin everything!"

by Stormy Daniels October 9, 2019

Taking A Trump

When you take a giant dump but it refuses to be flushed until Jan 20th.

My mom just kicked me out of her basement but I'm taking a trump and staying until after New Year.

by Roshambo187 November 26, 2020

Trump Truth

A flagrant and checkable lie used by politicians and their staff.

Honey, it's not a Trump Truth! I really didn't sleep with your sister!

by Sheradised January 23, 2017

Trump Slump

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.

Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.

by Runner707 December 14, 2016

Trump Stupid

A catastrophic type of stupid. A stupid so deep, that even stupid himself doesn't dare go near. Some say someone who is Trump Stupid has no hope of rehabilitation. The mere existence of millions of people that are Trump Stupid has led world scholars to question the credibility and strength of the United States' educational system. Europe's leading physicians are saying genetics might be to blame, and are branding those that exhibit features of Trump Stupid as a syndrome, leading to the popular diagnostic abbreviation, TSS.

Stupid: I didn't know a tomato is technically a fruit
Trump Stupid: What's a tomato?

Stupid: I need paper to add 2 + 2 together
Trump Stupid: What's 2 + 2 mean?

Stupid: I can't think of anything that rhymes with thunder
Trump Stupid: Thunder rhymes with thunder

by Gman October 8, 2016

trump deal

When someone gets screwed.

You got screwed, that's a trump deal.

by thumbtrooper September 19, 2017