talk stalker

Someone (usually you dont know them) who seems to follow you everywhere and always tries to talk to you. Often texts and leaves comments on your space.Always tries to strike up a conversation while you are talking to someone else

So why dont you like Jim?

Hes a talk stalker

by me no wait Jesus December 8, 2007

Keith Stalker Time

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.

Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!

Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....

Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!

Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket

Jack: FUUUU-

2 days later...

Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.

Luckly i saved the weed.

by bananas in yo mouth444 November 15, 2010

Facebook Stalking

When you look at the profile of someone who you are friends with on facebook.

Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.

Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.

by Janetta simmons November 22, 2011

Stalker

n); A person who you never talk to or don't even know who know's your name and addresses you with it.

Bill- Hey Craig.
Craig- I don't know you, your a stalker.

by Dylmeyster Flex November 27, 2003

stalker

A games player who skulks about in the back ground looking for an opportunity to kill Mame and torture, usually has all the best guns on a game and all the best hiding places and probably put 30 quid into the online game to buy guns and characters and pretend that hes just great at the game, with the name Steven and sits to long phoning his girlfriend who usually fashion mad woman with a ring tone that would drop a horses anal contents half a field away.

That Stalker is a hacking bastard, he uses that gun again and i am out of here!

by shuggiedoox2 September 13, 2009

gang stalking

anything illegal under michigan public law 256-2003 anti electronic harassment law. also "voice to skull?" that tells you an unlisted phone number which you call on a payphone that turns out to be a corrupt official, tells you who has herpes, (i love when they get in fights with eachother and rat eachother out!)and what meds thay take-ritalin causing a substance induced mania and spd, sadistic personality disorder-deriving glee from these activities.

they're gang stalking.they gang stalked me and cut me off in traffic.

by boogerpizza January 7, 2011

Stalk

A stalk is something that won't stay faithful, always persitantly trying to leech social status from several organisations.

He pulled a Stalk (he went into the wrong bed, again)

by Fishbot July 6, 2003