sparklebeard

a word originated from egyptian hieroglyphics; sparklebeard is used to describe a heightened sense of beard. when the facial hair becomes self aware.

Did you see that man's beard? It looked full on sparklebeard. I swear that beard just winked at me. If it were possible, that beard could be the king president.

by headweight February 3, 2010

Sparkle Snatcher

Legendary creature that embodies everything that’s gay and fabulous.

Also known as someone that is Gay or Lesbian.

Bisexuals are half.

Boy: Dude, my ex was really a sparkle snatcher
other boy: How do you know?
Boy:she is dating a girl now.

by wtfitsgina April 3, 2011

Sparkling Water Addiction

Something that gay men, English Teachers, Karens, and Spongebob Squarepants have

sally: Woah thats your 15th can today!
John: I have a Sparkling Water Addiction, i can't help it.

by PrdflS8n March 9, 2021

Son of a sparkling vampire

Stephen Mayer has done it, she turned the fucking scary, bloody thristy vampire into a SPARKLING fairy. Now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done

*edward step into sunlight... and sparkle...*
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE

by Lord Solar October 30, 2010

Shark

A man who is attracted to woman on their period

Jacob: hey did you hear Barry banged Jessica while she was one her period

Allen: yea Barry is a total shark

by Anonymoose 123 May 12, 2022

hetero shark

A heterosexual male who goes to lesbian bars/clubs in order to spit game at the few heterosexual females in attendance.

Matt is totally trying to pick up chicks and he knows good and well that it's lesbian night at Falcon; he's such a hetero shark!

by lashannon February 12, 2008

Orange Shark

When you originally plan on cooking a seafood dinner, but you end up ordering pizza.

My parents wanted a big dinner, but I ended up pullin an orange shark.

by Zach and Lisa B August 4, 2008