short skinny penis

Cocktail sausage. Often found at birthday or wedding buffets among other snacks such as cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and vol au vents. Occasionally found biologically attached to the male of the species who tries their best, but very rarely succeeds in the arousal of their sexual partner. A short, skinny penis.

I went on a tinder date and we did netfilx and chill to begin with, don't get me wrong, I loved the film but I did not appreciate his cocktail sausage. I would have got more pleasure from cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick. No one needs a short skinny penis. needle dick chode chide pencil dick

by uniquepenis January 18, 2016

short Ghanaian briefcase

To refer to someone who is short with a big bum, love of eggs and attitude

Look at you, short Ghanaian briefcase. Kmt
- Uma

by TheUma August 25, 2022

Short man face

An attractive man who by viewing a picture of his upper half, one can assume he is of short stature.

I think he may be like 5 ft Leesha he has a short man face, I don't think you should wear heels tonight

by Urbanqueen26 February 23, 2019

Short Nigga Syndrome

Short Nigga Syndrome, only applies to guys named Caleb because Caleb is a short person name.

Caleb has Short Nigga Syndrome

by Aswan’s April 1, 2022

grinds my shorts

a term used to express annoyance. Can be used in replacement of activates my almonds.

When people say crossiant instead of quackson it really grinds my shorts.

by grindsmyshorts January 25, 2019

bombay short circuit

Poking one’s finger up one’s date whilst earnestly pumping one’s fist.

Johnno was engaged testing out a Bombay Short Circuit in the shower.

by Johnny Flange August 15, 2022

Rob (short for Robert)

Incredibly gullible, but great guy. Guys’ guy. Will give you the shirt off his back. No one works harder, always on “that grind.” Easily falls in love with girl he meets in Puerto Rico. Girls are typically pathological liars - claiming everything from being Swedish royalty to having dated Matthew McConaughey. At least one divorce under his belt. Sometimes known as the Swedish prince.

Oh my god, did he really co-sign a home with that random girl last night?!
Yeah, classic Rob (short for Robert) move!

by King of Sweden November 24, 2021