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brown eye surprise

closely resembling the winston slip, the difference being that the brown eye suprise is used with the intention of a second date. May also be used on significant other, wife or girlfriend.
See The Winston Slip for full details.
"I gave her the brown eye surprise She thought I was heading for the beef curtains, but I slipped it in the exit only hole."
by pkbm July 21, 2006
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BM Surprise

A fart with a lump in it. See also Hershey Squirt or Skidder Dribble.
Todd went to break wind during dinner and caught a little bit of Wind Pudding otherwise known as a BM Surprise.
by Dr. Spicoli September 5, 2008
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Surprise Sex

Having intercourse when neither party knew it was going to take place.
I swear to god judge it was not rape, it was surprise sex, I did not see it coming either
by NWTF April 1, 2008
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october surprise

When doing a girl doggy style, just before you blow your load...You smash a pumpkin over her head! Similar to a donkey punch.
After the Halloween party, I grabbed the jack-o-latern and gave that girl an october surprise.
by jelly tug October 18, 2008
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Florida Orange Juice Surprise

Somewhat like a Cincinatti Surprise, except that you urinate into a balloon rather than defecate into a pillow case. You then throw the piss-filled balloon(like a water balloon) at someone and then watch as it bursts splattering the piss all over his/her face.
That mime was really boring and getting on everyone's nerves, so I've decided to pull the ol' Florida Orange Juice Surprise on him and watch as his white makeup gets totally ruined, his costume getting stained with piss, and everyone mocking, deriding, and laughing at him.
by Mark H August 24, 2004
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Surprise Jizz Theory

The Surprise Jizz Theory (SJT) Is when you close your eyes before you ejaculate, and spin, run, etc. around and when you're done, you open them, and see what you jizzed on. It could be your Carpet, TV, Girlfriend, or even your Cat!
Jack: Dude! I used the SJT yesterday, and it got all over my dog's face. He was pissed!

Steve: What's the SJT?

Jack: Surprise Jizz Theory.
by jizzyjizzer August 24, 2008
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tranny surprise

When you find out that the person you thought was a dude or a chick turns out to be the opposite. You find out they have a vagina instead of a penis. Therefore, you get a tranny suprise.
Vitale wouldnt show his dick so mary was getting a little worried. She caught him buck naked in the shower and finally saw why he was so secretive and abnormal about showing his dick. He had a little 'tranny surprise' downstairs.
by Barnabus.. May 12, 2008
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