saartjie

A bongonian female's fat arse.

Jose almost missed her night shift on the streets of Brussels, because her saartjie barely fitted through the door of her shack.

by Boggom February 22, 2004

Sarto

To smoke down with the coolest person you know.

"Man I just Sartoed!!!"

by The coolest person you know February 16, 2009

tart shart

when an idividual ingests enough sweet tarts brand candy to actually shart a sweet tart fragrance.

thats a tart shart if i know, the room is filled with the fresh scent of sweet tarts brand delightments.

by masterssons anderbansty June 1, 2009

Jacob Sartorios

A boy who stuck his head in a bowl of poison ivy and started looking like a chipmunk

Jacob Sartorios's music makes your ears bleed he thinks that he is Justin Bieber🙊

by M.E.C August 14, 2017

Shart

The wet bubbly farts that occur while in the shower, enhanced by the steam.

I can help but want to smell my sharts while taking a shower and being in an enclosed space makes it a given.

by royberry February 26, 2011

Shart

someone who shits and farts loudly in a public place. It usually happens after a large meal with a lot of refried beans- see taco bell.

Omg. did you just hear Krupa shart? whew!

by fartingmachine September 15, 2010

Snarted

A rare condition prominently displayed at first by R.S. Clemens at a local Northridge, CA apartment in which the person affected has instances where they sneeze so hard, they almost shit themselves. Many consider it a rare disease and can only be found in caves containing large quantities of moist doodoo like the haunta virus.

Randy ate so much cordon bleu that he sneezed so hard he almost snarted, but then ran to Elliot's bathroom.

by UncleBonch December 20, 2008