sloppy dragon

While getting head, once ready to cum, you bitch slap your girl in the face resulting in a mixture of bloody nose and man spooge, also known as a jelly donut
my girl was actin wack, so I busted her with a sloppy dragon. Now I'm going to jail to get my pink sock treatment.
by chauncey December 29, 2003
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Sloppy Joe

Any form of oral sex, either given or received, involving a female cafeteria worker (ie: a "lunch lady") Typically the cafeteria worker is wearing a hairnet and has allowed her wostache (a female mustache) to grow into a prominent feature of her face. Sloppy Joes are the most common, and perhaps the sole, cause for orally transmitted pubic lice.
"How the fuck did he manage to catch crabs off a blow job? Must've been a Sloppy Joe."

"Hey, I thought you left your money at home today, how'd you get that pizza?"

"Oh, I just gave Bumquisha a Sloppy Joe. But now everything tastes like herpes."
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sloppy nacho

when a girl is on her period, you shit on her pussy and then jack off and cum on it. Then you eat her out until its all gone.
John- how was that sloppy nachos last weekend?
Trent- they were so good.

John- how good was it?
Trent- they were so good, she's still cleaning it up

Ethan- duuuuUuuuuuuuude that's sick!
by yeeeah!! April 23, 2010
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Sloppy McSlop

the most sloppy man on the planet earth not only is he sloppy but clumsy, smelly and a virgin. He usually trips over his own two feet while he is eating a taco that is all over
also see perma-virgin
jason issac comack is the orginal Sloppy McSlop
by kinger splash February 06, 2005
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Sloppy Smoker

A phrase used amongst smokers, a person who is a sloppy smoker is one who lacks smoking etiquette. Commonly refered to as a "Double S" or an "S.S."
"Hey can I light your blunt!"

"Woah! someones being a double S.(Sloppy Smoker)"



by Tyler L S February 22, 2009
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Sloppy Donkey

1. noun- a bar in Columbus near OSU that serves to underage kids looking for a good time.
2. noun/adj. - when a person has become or is at the stage of intoxication where looks like a sloppy mess of an animal such as a donkey
lets all go to the Sloppy Donkey so we can watch Chad and Andrew get slop donk!
by (E) December 30, 2009
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Sloppy bottom

A submissive gay man, usually closeted, who, lacking the guidance of her peers, does not flush herself out before entertaining partners, thus using her own feces as lubricant.
Senator Lindsey Graham is well known among DC’s male escorts as “Lady G” and is a notorious sloppy bottom.
by Fishboy9 October 05, 2020
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