skater

Really chills guys who are happy to teach new tricks to beginners (unlike fat freestyle bmxers) and are really nice dudes. They don't skate to get chicks or friends but for the right reasons.

guy: Wow! that guy is awesome and really chills and rides a skateboard... A TRUE skater

by skater platypus October 13, 2011

skater hair

When a guy has long hair and looks like a skater. Usually gets all the girls with it.

Hey you see that guy, I love his skater hair. I wanna touch it.

by Cute skater December 31, 2013

skatin

being fake/stunting on someone

Bro man that hoe skating on you. She got another nigga.

by m.newell November 23, 2016

xl Skater lx

A person that says safety way too often and nuts in his cat and gets fat also Canadian eh?

Stop being a xl Skater lx

by SmellWatDeWockIsWookin' June 8, 2018

skateboarder

Follower of a sport that's been dead for over a decade, skates on decks that are way too thin, has most likely never skated a pool, or couldn't even name some of the classic SoCal spots, all the while spending time learning complicated flashy shit while they can barely ride their boards that they most likely paid way too much for.

Commonly seen escorted off of church property because most of the skateparks were closed after Gator was sent to prison.

"Birdhouse sucks!"
"Bam Margera is god."
"'Casper Boyden'? Never heard of him. He create a move or something? "(Also See Alan Gelfand and Steve Caballero)
"Drop in? I'd rather talk trash and hurt myself in comical ways."

by MadCow August 31, 2004

ice skating fanny bandit

Expanding on the term fanny bandit, the term "Ice Skating Fanny Bandit" was coined during a glorious facebook comment war. The term itself implies a gratuitous amount of homosexuality and a general sense of unmanliness towards the recipient. The term is also very versatile in the fact that it contains a small sense of sophistication and lacks more vulgar terms compared to other similar insults such as queer, ass pirate, and cock lover.

Alex: "That Ed kid is such an ice skating fanny bandit for not going to the game with us."

by Alex U. October 2, 2007

skateboarder

One who never lands anything and bitches about rollerbladers.

Hey, look at that skateboarder in the tight pants getting angry.

by Doornail April 3, 2005