Schlinglebob

Engaging in schlingbobbing.

King: Don't you dare schlinglebob at me ! You don't deserve my nut !

Blacksh: eUGhhggHHH >.< !!

by goat23.4 November 14, 2023

Schlinglemaxxing

The process of improving the ability to communicate in the sacred language of schlinglebob, hence, schlinglemaxxing.

Blacksh: A day not schlinglemaxxing is a day wasted.

Receptionist: Sir, this is a morgue..

by goat23.4 November 14, 2023

schwongus

a person who watches @taqqle on youtube or listen to his music (etaqqle)

1 "what are you watching"

2 "a guy named taqqle on the internet animating sprites for his game"

1 "so youre a schwongus"

2 "yeah, haha, get SCHWONGUSED!"

then he gets stabbed because all the people that watch him are sociopaths with no moral compass. :)

by idonthaveapenis December 1, 2023

Shlong

Another word for "penis" or "dick."

He sucked my shlong so hard that it turned purple.

by furkingpluh December 2, 2023

Schpongled

A way to describe a feeling of being on multiple substances at one time, but one must be alcohol. Commonly used when getting faded with the boys.

"Man I'm absolutely Schpongled"

by oshuis December 4, 2023

Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck

BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?

by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023

Shlong

Another word for the third leg between your others only found on males. Usually meaning you have a long ass cock.

Friend 1:yall what's a shlong?
Friend 2:a abnormally large penis
Friend 3: -dying-
Friend 4:yo I have a shlong
The whole group: -also dying-

by locallurbandictionaryexplorer January 7, 2024