scarleo

A type of monkey or an asshole. Mostly used to describe an annoying jackass.

Stop being such a effing scarleo!!

by Katy Rod March 17, 2008

scariously

Seriously scary. To be scared in a serious manner.

It is getting scariously slow at work.

by Peter M Sabia February 18, 2009

scarfchode

a person who wears an oversized checkered scarf around their neck that's positioned in such a way to appear that if they raise it, they can rob the nearest store thinking its a fashion statement and they are actually cool for wearing such things.

Dave and Mark enter a bar in the summer time, proceed to the bar, grab a drink and scope out the crowd.

Dave: "Not bad tonight. Some decent talent."

Mark notices a group pass by; one person wearing an oversized checkered scarf.

Mark: "What's wrong with people. Its summer and they have to have on those stupid scarfs."

Dave: "I know, that's like the stupidest thing I've seen in awhile."

Mark: "Great, now I have to contend with scarfchode for the night."

by Shaft99999 September 20, 2009

scaraoke

when someone turns in a song on your behalf at a karaoke bar, without either your consent or knowledge of the song choice

STEPHANIE: Let's scaraoke tonight.
RUSS: Okay, I'll turn in a song for you, and you turn one in for me.
STEPHANIE: Sounds good. Just no Lady Gaga, okay?
RUSS: As long as you don't do Michael Bolton for me?
STEPHANIE: Agreed.

by KaraokeFanboy March 1, 2010

Scareyboob

A breast size that, though impressive, is not attractive. This appendage sneaks out of bras in inappropriate places and is never greeted or observed with the same delight as underboob or sideboob.

Damn! A 44DD?! On her, that's just scareyboob!

Wow! (shudder) Did you just see that poppin' out the sides of her Miracle Bra? That ain't attractive; that's just plain scareyboob."

by Riksgrrrl December 1, 2009

scarbonium

The scar around the head of the penis caused by circumcision. Normally the scarbonium is approximately 1/2 inch wide and can be quite sensitive. Also, known as the 'turtleneck".

I just love it when my wife runs her tounge around my scarbonium.

by Doctor Brian December 14, 2009

scaremony

n. 1. A Halloween themed wedding, or funeral, or any other such ceremony. 2. Any ceremony where somebody dies or bad things happen!

I'm not going to the scaremony because, really, who the heck has a wedding on Halloween? Are they going to throw candy with needles in it instead of rice?

by j. alders October 17, 2009