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recarded

Being of mental defect ,plain ignorance, or stupidity. Originating in a popular pokemon stream, it was a misspelling of "retarded" that became common.
With all these newfags, things just got fucking recarded.
by Elechode July 11, 2010
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retardicrat

anyone who associates with the democratic party or is left leaning/progressive in his/her political beliefs.
Those retardicrats are destroying the country.
by Shivagodofdestruction May 14, 2011
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retard stache

The disorder where some retards have sweet mustaches at early ages
Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache

Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache
by Dank McPot February 4, 2014
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Retard Speed

(N) Like retard strength, possessed by the mentally handicapped and can be used in dire situations, such as when they escape shock therapy and are being chased by the nurse and hospital workers.
Forest Gump's retard speed made him a famous All-American football player
by bellantone June 12, 2016
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Retard Convention

1. In literal terms, a group of mentally handicapped people in a room or area.
2. In figurative terms, a gathering of a bunch of fucking morons to talk about their idiotic ideals.
"Hey dude are you going to go to that G-Eazy concert?" "No! I'm not going to that retard convention! It's a waste of time.
by DJmemestar July 27, 2016
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retardical question

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.
by KrispyDymond February 4, 2018
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Retard Sandwich

A gross sandwich thrown together by limited choice of ingredients. Example: Two slices of buttered white bread, Greenbeans, (from a can), and a thick slice of raw onion.
Last night, I was so hungry that I made myself a Retard Sandwich.
by KerrJody November 7, 2019
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