White Russian

A drink made by guys who pretend they're experienced drinkers.

My neighbor made White Russians all the time.

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

Russian Fountain

During heterosexual intercourse when jism is sprayed into a girls mouth receptical, then the male proceeds to tickle the female so said jism comes out the female's nose.

Did you hear? Joe russian fountained Cara last week.

by DaREEList February 27, 2009

Russian Range Rover

This occurs when a male specimen mounts another human.....he then proceeds to kick it into gear and forces the other huma to make a rapid jerking motion......the rapid penetration will then cause ejaculation...before this one must pull out and bombard (hence the term russian) the range rovers steering wheel (back of the head of human #2)

stranger 1:yo man guess wat i did last night

stranger 2:watd u do bro
s1: I'm sorry but i dealt ur mom a russian range rover
s2:dats ok man the bitch had it coming

by commander clit October 31, 2009

Russian Tootsie Roll

Commonly known as "the roll". This is the sexual act of rolling the vaginal lips into small cornroll like shapes followed by inserting a ping-pong ball (or similar shaped object) , allowing no room for error the user must then shoot the spring loaded beaver cannon-classified only by the size of the pigeonhole and distance catapulted.

How bout that drive in- do you prefer some chicken or the Russian Tootsie Roll?

Person A) Adam hasn't been to class in a few days

Person B) I heard he pulled off "the roll"

Person A) Winning!

Person B) Party!

by thenorm April 7, 2011

Russian Artillery

In Slovic Countries (i.e. ones that speak Russian-derived languages) This is slang for penis. This started in a translation to a viral video, DongCopters, in which Garry Kasparov (Russian Presidential canidate) slew the mighty flying penis and united all of Russia with a picture of his 5.3 inch 'Russian Artillery'. It has been in heavy use ever since.

And if you look to the monitor on your left, you will see our entire arsenal - five point three inches of Russian Artillery! It may be small, but notice the girth!

I saw you go home with Anna yesternight.
Yeah, I slipped her some of the ol' Russian Artillery.

by Ukrainian Ruby November 22, 2011

Russian

To non-conviently do something. Similar to how Russia won the battles in WWII.

Give me a soup can, wires, and a hanger... I'm going to Russian up me a computer router.

by ninja288 July 15, 2011

russia

Russia is Nazi state in Asia. Russia are full with pidarasi which are ill with HIV and Aids. Russia is always poor.

99 % of Russians are stupid cunts. Also Russian Nazi leader Putin is known as pidar.

-What is the biggest Nazi state?
-It is Russia!

by norussianoproblem May 13, 2009