by Ralph Davidson January 8, 2020
Get the roast rapemug. When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024
Get the Felching Pot roastmug. An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023
Get the Mississippi Pot Roastmug. A roast often used in an argument where someone says something that is extremely overused by 13 year olds or a very unfunny roast. Often the people that say these type of roasts think they are funny or think they are violating their opponent.
Person 1: “Your dad left you for milk”
Person 2: “That was a fucking playground roast”
Person 1: “Your adopted”
Person 2: “Goddamn that was so unfunny and unoriginal”
Person 1: “Kill yourself”
Person 2: “Can I kill your shemale mother that didn’t commit suicide before she gave birth instead?”
Person 2: “That was a fucking playground roast”
Person 1: “Your adopted”
Person 2: “Goddamn that was so unfunny and unoriginal”
Person 1: “Kill yourself”
Person 2: “Can I kill your shemale mother that didn’t commit suicide before she gave birth instead?”
by robloxduck1 April 8, 2022
Get the Playground Roastmug. Guy 1: “Emma’s ass is so fat it almost hides her ugly face.”
Guy 2: “Damn how you gonna sugar roast her like that!”
Guy 2: “Damn how you gonna sugar roast her like that!”
by Mía Honey November 14, 2019
Get the sugar roastmug. Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered
Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there
Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there
by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019
Get the roasted toasted and butteredmug. Australian slang term used to describe the food fetish act of hollowing out a pumpkin, filling the hole with butter and inserting your penis for sexual pleasure.
Tom: “Did you hear cam got his dick stuck trying to do a roast punkin?”
Quinn: “yeah he told me he’s got a food fetish now the twisted fuck”
“Cam, you’ve ruined dinner again with your fucking roast punkin!”
Quinn: “yeah he told me he’s got a food fetish now the twisted fuck”
“Cam, you’ve ruined dinner again with your fucking roast punkin!”
by Ratfdogsandbox May 29, 2023
Get the Roast Punkinmug.