Retard strength 

When someone who looks weak or lanky is, in reality, extremely strong. Usually shows when that person is experiencing serious emotional strain but is just as present if they just show "their" average level of strength compared to someone who appears much larger than they are.

One time I knew a guy with retard strength; looked like a pencil but could throw a bodybuilder across the room like a pillow.

Retard strength by Yuji999 May 7, 2021

Retard Cut Fucker

Someone who fucks a person with a retard cut, thereby making them look like they fuck retards. The retard cut fucker can be a male or female.

- "She got a retard cut, and now i look like a retard fucker!"
- "No man its ok you're just a "Retard Cut Fucker"

Retard Cut Fucker

"Hey bro you fuck that retarded chick or what?"
"No man she just had a retard cut, but ya i fucked her."
"oh i guess you're a "Retard Cut Fucker", weak bro"

Retard Cut Fucker by toony tuesdays March 27, 2009

Retard Juice

This is when a so called "retard" cups his own shit and piss, and thinks by eating it he will unlease the reatard juice.

He doesnt know that retard juice actually isnt a real thing.

GUY 1: Did you see the retard yesterday
GUY 2: Yes i cant believe he cups his own shit and piss, that cup must smell.
GUY 3: I think its retard juice

Retard Juice by Michael Kenworthy October 29, 2007

Retard-Rave

;The Act of dancing like a mentally unstable humanoid when completely alone with very loud music.

;Dancing most likely infront of a computer screen flailing hands and shaking head.

;Usually an act while under the influence of a psychoactive drug, usually performed by an overweight person.

"Matthew is performing his retard-rave again, he thinks he's home alone."

"i think im going home, sit infront of my laptop, and have my own retard-rave, i got glow sticks."

Retard-Rave by KotaLSD April 20, 2010

Retard Tinglies 

When you watch someone do something retarded, and feel embarrassed for them.

I just watched Joe fall down the stairs in front of tons of people. Man, I have the worst retard tinglies!

Retard Tinglies by dc1234567 July 26, 2011

retard happy 

In it's essence, an orgasm. You feel so good and so happy but you can't explain it, it's just good.

Man, she made me feel so good last night, I was like retard happy.

retard happy by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012

Retard proud 

The act of being so proud or happy about an accomplishment you bring it up randomly in conversation without any context or relation to the actual topic of discussion.

Tom- Hey Bob, did you catch the game?

Bob- Yeah I di...

Larry- I GOT NEW SEASHELLS FOR MY SEASHELL COLLECTION!!

Tom- ...Uhhh, cool ?

Bob- ...Yeah, nice...wow.

Larry - I was retard proud guys, sorry about that.

Retard proud by devildogg75 September 18, 2012