Shots 'Til You're Sorry

Shots 'Til You're Sorry (or STYS) is a commonly used phrase or chant best employed when someone in your fantasy football league fcks something up. The offender has to take a shot of liquor and must apologize to the rest of the league. If the apology isn't heartfelt or legit he or she must take another shot until they are truly sorry. Whether it's going over budget while trying to draft a player in your auction or its spreading league gossip to non-league hos, the only suitable punishment is Shots 'Til You're Sorry.

Gal Pal Daniel, did you really tell Jessica and Karoline about all drgs we did and money we spent in Reno this weekend?? Shots 'Til You're Sorry btch!!!!

by zaux September 5, 2014

while you’re down there

Something a person might say when another person is below his or her waist (be it picking up a dropped item, recovering from a fall, etc...) It implies that the upright person would like to receive oral from the lower one, since they’re so conveniently positioned. More often performed by females to males since women are better at multitasking.

“Hey, Abby... while you’re down there looking for your contact lense, mind giving me a blow job?”

by SassyUnicorn7 December 22, 2017

Ever wonder why we're here

One of life's great mysteries, isn't it?

Hey.

Yeah?

Ever wonder why we're here?

by A Incredible Pseudonym January 18, 2019

You're a Towel

An insult that shows the speakers mild annoyance that they are losing an arguement. But doesn't have any great impact on the recipient. Originally from South Park

When two people are in an arguement and one of them is losing. "Well I don't care what you say, You're a Towel!"

by Mash Potato Fight December 23, 2008

you're in there

You have a chance with that person, you're clearly attractive to them.

Did you see how she looked at you? You're in there, mate.

by LWJ July 25, 2006

You're

A contraction of "You are", such as "Don't", is a contraction of "Do not".

Correct usage: You're an idiot!

Incorrect usage: That's you're apple.

by Andrew .C February 25, 2009

You're Just Jealous!

What delusional fucks use when people insult their favourite band/artist. Very common among Jonas Brothers' fangirls. They refuse to acknowledge the fact that people hate their "beloved" Jonas Brothers so in denial they say "You're just jealous!". Oh really? I am certain you also hate stuff like lets say heavy metal bands so does it make you jealous of them? Morons.

Guy: Jonas Brothers' suck!

Girl: OMFG! You're just jealous!

Guy: Why the fuck would I be jealous? I listen to real music like Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Beatles, Nirvana and more.

Girl: OMFG those bands are like the worst in history.

Guy: You hate them but are you jealous of them?

Girl: No!

Guy: Then retarded bitch, how am I suppose to be jealous of the Jonas Brothers?

by Person With Logic November 7, 2009