Queef

the action of laying on your back, and flinging your legs up so air is sucked into your vagina, allowing a vaccuum sort of farting/sucking sound to be released.

Woah, Catherine, GOOD QUEEF!

by Anonymous June 10, 2002

queef

when a women blows air out of her vagina

"hey Jonie did you queef, because if you did it smells like fish"

by alex brownie January 28, 2008

queef

an anal explosion of air that leaves a gaping hole in your vag and underwear causing shit to just pour out. can "blow" things away. such as leaves, people, ground, etc. you can practically blow anything away. Or you could use it as a jet-pack aka a queef-pack

Her queef was powerful
She just had an atomic queef
It was queeftastic
and your gay for reading this ;{D

by vaginaloverlicker November 15, 2010

Queeferoni

Some dumbass who posts stupid shit on forums.

Queeferoni thought he made another funny. Boy was he wrong.

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

queefe noodle

when you queefe out of your vagina in the shape of an elephant or a giraffe or patrick stumph.

Dude, that girl just totally queefe noodled in my mouth.

by Kaitlyn and Rebecca September 21, 2007

p-queef

Causing yourself to fart out your urethra

"we p-queef all the time when we use pumps"

by Anders121 September 15, 2005

Queef

A vaginal flatulent.

(Noun) "Is that a queef i just heard?"
(Verb) "One is about to queef"

by Hammertime August 20, 2002