pussy booger

a vaginal discharge or secretion from ones pussy resulting in a booger like substance

After her long run, emily had collected pussy boogers in her panties.

by beyond bling ryders November 16, 2006

Is pig pussy pork?

Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark. Imitative of an utterance attributed to slow-witted people

Recruit: "Drill Sergeant, will I have to do push-ups if I'm late for formation?"
Drill Sergeant: "Is pig pussy pork?"

by R A Gordon January 4, 2008

wolf pussy

a pussy that is so hairy that you are scared to stick your dick in it for fear it'll bite it off.

Brandi had a wolf pussy so I just made her give me head.

by Sergio415 September 11, 2006

Pussy Master

A. The alpha male. The man who gets all the women and makes it seem effortless in the process. Gets more ass than a bus seat.

B. A lesbian that gets as many women as the alpha male. The pussy master with a pussy.

Hugh Hefner is a Pussy Master.

by johnjohndondon0385093 March 31, 2009

Pussy goo

The white cum that's pouring out of a pussy or a dripping wet pussy

Damn girl ur pouring out pussy goo

by Lolololllludontknowme August 23, 2017

Hairy Pussy Disorder

A disorder of people who think that pussies should be shaven, these people are idiots whose only experience of sex is lame pornography, made by people who think that women can only appeal to men if they look like a cross between a blow up doll and a transvestite. Rappers for example cannot cope with what a mature woman should actually look like naked.

Sir Angus Carlyle: By gad what is that silly juvenile in the hat doing?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Why he is vomiting profusely.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Why so?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Methinks he has been offered sex from a real woman and this silly fuckwit saw a bush and has Hairy Pussy Disorder.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Stupid Cunt

by Mrs Apollo Moon Lander April 29, 2011

Pussy Slay

When you are killing it being excellent at being you and a woman

*pussy slay bitches you owned that shit

by Tallulah Monroe March 26, 2022