Second-Hand Posing

-One who poses after someone else poses first

-A poser of a poser

The dirty goth got caught red handed by Second-Hand posing a toned emo girl who cuts her wrists for pleasure.

by Connor Barth June 26, 2020

64.5 position

Basically like 69 but you finger her instead of giving head

Bro we were in the 64.5 position last night! It was amazing and she loved it
- Liam

by SacredBoy May 9, 2020

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020

The Martian Position

The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.

DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.

by pooptoes September 25, 2020

Reverse quadruple Cthulhu position

A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.

Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.

"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."

"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."

"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."

by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021

will smith position

1. sex act, to drive your partner round to another man's house and wait outside in the car, while she gets done by multiple guys.

2, cuckolded to drive wife to bull's house letting have sex while will waits outside in the car.

rapper :"hey will where's your wife ?

will" she's inside doing them guys",

rapper:" when will she be back?"

will :"after August".

Rapper" your in the Will Smith Position "

by jaypink April 6, 2022

Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022