poodle pumper

excessive fucking of poodles up the ass. Word made up by leon capone.

Ray is a poodle pumper.

by wenis toucher October 18, 2003

poodle petting

when you comd a pussy then fuck it

ken is poodle petting me

by booby name May 5, 2006

muscular poodle

A large, muscular-looking nose that resembles that of a poodle, or is attached to the face of somebody who resembles a poodle.

"My god, that boy has a muscular poodle the size of Wisconsin!"

by Lauren. July 20, 2008

paddle

a computer nerd like baby aish

Baby aish is such a paddle

by doobee June 15, 2003

poodle

When a retail store is completely dead. In some cases, the clerk's are so bored that they may even forget they are working.

Person 1: Hey Darenik. How was work yesterday?
Person 2: Ohh man, we had like 3 customers all night.. It was definitly a poodle!

by CTvsSC February 8, 2009

Poodle

To facebook stalk or google someone you just met the night before. Usually done in desperation once you realize you didn't get the persons phone number.

I can't believe John poodled that girl from the bar last night on facebook!

by renderingmayhem March 2, 2009

Puddle Jumper

noun- a woman who sleeps with men who have less than 4 and half inch penises.

She didn't wanna get with me cuz she is a puddle jumper

by Champ Baliey February 18, 2008