Pearled

To roll a blunt with great skills and perfection !

Ofn I just pearled this bitch.
Where's the lighter?

by Tsblauren May 30, 2018

Pearled

Used to describe when an autograph is placed on a baseball, for a reason that makes no sense probably made up by prepubescent unemployed autograph hounds that chase clout instead of women

Damn bro Juan Soto pearled my baseball. Short signature under the Rawlings Logo

by Autographs101 April 27, 2020

Pearled

Being rammed with a car , generally while a lady perimenopause lady named pearl is driving erratically , usually residing in housing commission with no money or regret for damages to other people's cars thinking they are rich enough to cover it

That lady backed straight into the front of my car with no remorse, she just kept going and pearled me good,

by Crocodile Dundee 69 March 27, 2025

Pearl

shes a crack head and she sucks dick for a living. She has no friends and she is crazy

Example: "Hey Fuck Pearl"

by Theo Sparks May 1, 2019

Louisiana Mud Pearl

When a woman gets creampied by her man and the cum runs out of her vagina onto her butthole, the man then eats her ass or the cum (the pearl) mixed with shit to create the Louisiana Mud Pearl

After dinner and drinks, Rob ate a Louisiana Mud Pearl for dessert.

by ColinHammer December 4, 2024

Pearl

If your friend is named pearl, DAYUM you're really lucky.
She is the most extroverted social butterfly you'll meet

She's such a pearl

by Voodoo_moon November 30, 2024

rolling pearl harbors

When a series of catastrophic events strike at one's life mercilessly, relentlessly, and leave one with kamikaze impulses.

Billy was so fuckin blown away by the ill fortune that came his away suddenly -- verily, it was like rolling pearl harbors -- that we huddled and pitied the next relationship he got into. She would pay, whoever she was -- and pay.

by barleycorn July 22, 2022