bad paper

what happens when the military gives you a discharge that is less than a fully honorable discharge.

private 1: man did you hear about tim? they gave him a bad discharge an now he has to submit an apeal to have his discharge upgraded!

private 2: little did he know that some bad paper would keep him from being able to do anything else in his life!

by switch1twitch April 21, 2010

Booger Paper

Anything made of paper that you can blow your nose on such as tissue, toilet paper, paper towels etc.

My nose is dripping, hand me some booger paper, quick!

by dob bobolina November 13, 2010

Scrapping Paper

When you don't have enough of a single wrapping paper left to fully cover a gift so you use left over scraps of various wrapping papers to wrap it.

I was forced to use scrapping paper to wrap my last few gifts.

by Beezykid November 27, 2010

Flat Page Society

Those who refuse to use technology.

He is a member of the flat page society.

by ProfShelly August 3, 2011

Safety Paper

The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.

"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."

by steezeMcbean August 17, 2011

Blood Page

The act of bleeding and transferring the blood on a sheet of paper to make a blood page.

He chewed his fingers to the point of bleeding then used the blood to make a blood page.

by Parallel Universe November 21, 2011

flipping paper

Adj: A person with so much money he/she does not know what to do with it.

Verb: Spending money recklessly.

"Billy Boss has so much money he doesn't know where to spend it, he's flipping paper!"

"Look at that guy flipping his paper in the club, he just blew $2000 on drinks tonight and he doesn't even give a shit."

by ienvyrichpeople October 19, 2013