bad paper

what happens when the military gives you a discharge that is less than a fully honorable discharge.

private 1: man did you hear about tim? they gave him a bad discharge an now he has to submit an apeal to have his discharge upgraded!

private 2: little did he know that some bad paper would keep him from being able to do anything else in his life!

by switch1twitch April 21, 2010

Ghost in the Attic

taking a dump in the back section of someones toilet. this way, when the owner flushes it, shit water keeps filling the bowl

toilet owner: someone shit in the tank of my toilet!

owners wife: must be a Ghost in the Attic!

by switch1twitch April 21, 2010