pick

An interception, mainly in the game of football.

Good defense, majority of the time, makes a quarterback throw a pick.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 28, 2006

Broken Picker

An attraction to people of the opposite sex that are wrong or bad for you.

A woman who keeps dating emotionally unavailable men. If you walk through a room of successful eligible men and find yourself attracted to the hunky and misunderstood busboy who just happens to be on parole and technically married you might have a broken picker. If he moves in with you a week later you do have a broken picker. See video www.brokenpickerfixer.com

by The Broken Picker Fixer July 10, 2010

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

Prestiged pricks

People on call of duty black ops who stay on level 50 and destroy everyone

Crap, the entire other team is prestiged pricks!

by Strazar March 1, 2011

hand picked carrot

When a lover takes a carrot and fucks their lover in the ass with it. After the recipient is satisfied their lover will "pick" the carrot from their ass and consume it.

I came so hard when John gave me that hand picked carrot, and again when i watched him bite into it and say "what's up, doc?".

by MMar775 January 7, 2011

picker wood

the racist classification of a person of caucasin decent

"we beat that picker wood to death, punk ass, shouldn't have walk through compton with his neo-nazi tats"- monster of the insane gangsta crip set said in his last interview before he got put to death by lethal injection.

by x December 5, 2003

pickaxe

An itch located deep within the anal cavity. One runs the risk of their appendage smelling like fecal matter if (s)he so chooses to take it on.

Example 1

Don: Why are you walking so funny?
Craig: Dude, I got a pickaxe!

Example 2

Don: Dude, you picking a wedgie?
Craig: No I just have a major pickaxe!

Example 3

Craig: Dude, smell my finger!
Don: Why?
Craig: I just took care of a pickaxe!

by fartmaster69 October 26, 2011