1,000 Pound Hand

When you grab a broad by the back of the head and "guide" her face into your lap.

I was making out with this chick in my car and things were going kind of slow, so I used the 1,000 pound hand to get her moving in the right direction.

by Ninja Blacksox July 11, 2009

Pounting

"Pounting" is when a girl climbs on you and rubs her arse on your dick. But you don't stick your dick in her pooper - that's wrong, instead they just rub their arse on your dick until you cum.

"Dude, Katie totally did some Pounting on me last night! I jizzed all over her gothed up ass!!!!" - Tim

by Tap Dat Azz August 31, 2011

Pounding Cakes

Straight slammin' it... take dat lil kid.

Pounding Cakes- "I got that bitch filthy drunk and pounded them cakes"

by MC Plan B April 17, 2007

pourchmonkey

blackpeople on pourches acting like monkeys

they look like monkeys n they sit on pourches to much so u get pourchmonkeys

by Crzywhiteboy105 August 6, 2007

pound

five dollars

p1:how much is the party
p2:its olny a pound

by tiggie October 3, 2008

Pound

A powerful pokemon move capable of dispatch in one hit.

Mudkipz is the only known pokemon to possess this move.

You encounter a wild mudkipz.

GO! PIKACHU!

Pikachu used Thunder!

It missed!

Mudkipz used Pound!

It's super effective! Pikachu became pregnant!

Pikachu gave birth to Pikakipz.

They are horribly disfigured. You commit suicide upon seeing them.

Mudkipz winz!!!!

by HowTragic December 7, 2010

ground and pound

Refers both to the actual act of and the overall strategy of taking one's opponent down in order to batter him unconscious with fist strikes from a dominant position. Very common in MMA competition.

I am going to ground and pound your ass!

by Ashida Kim April 25, 2005